Songs

Jesús, Maria, Dios! Whatever happened to you?! You gonna have a total makeover right now! You want to look young and sexy, right? OK! Let’s do it!

I hose you down with freezing jets of high pressure acqua,
Our mountain spa technology a deep-cleansing feature,
Dermaplane abrasion to exfoliate the cellular
With bristle scrub and polish to remove
Nasty dead cells and abrasions, lumpy microporous lesions
To rejuvenate unsightly parts of you!

Hollywood, Brazilian, lip, chin, under arms and in between
The little cracks that only we can see,
Depilate and silicate with power-peel exfoliate
For lipo-laminated quality.
Podiatry, chiropody, colonic enhancement
Pumping caca from your system for aesthetic advancement.

Fillers and injections, needle draining for corrections,
Burning pimple-y protrusions ‘til they’re out.
Anti-wrinkle, anti-sagging, scar repair for anti-bagging
Now we pump your lips for party-ready pout.

Stubborn fat removal is our speciality
Our Babylon house surgeon can move flab from A to Zee.
Just lie back and get thinner while you’re fully awake,
This Renuvion procedure only sometime make mistake.
Injection corrections with helium gas
Liposuction to give you Kardashian ass.

To enhance your look it’s time to pluck and tattoo those eyebrows
Constant surprise is much chic-er than frowning,
Next, a little spray tan, make you beach-body ready
This permanent orange so glowing and sexy. Chica, chica, chica, chica, cha cha cha!

Hair extensions, colour setting, lip gloss, tint and dye,
Contouring your features, change the colour of your eyes,
Dolce and Gabbana corset, Louis Vuitton clutch,
Versace satin romper suits with massive Rolex watch.

Come do a selfie with Mama ‘cause baby you done!
Now, get outta here, vamoose!